Scientists have discovered a new species of potato that has attained consciousness and become self aware.
They are calling them meta-taters.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "
Which is the most self-aware of the soups?
'Miso soup!'
When a candle says "soy candle," has it become self aware and fluent in spanish?
Shout-out to all my self-aware beings out there.
You know who you are!
Siri is a dad
Me: “Siri, are you self-aware?
Siri: “Well, I’m soft-aware.”
