Seasonings Puns

A list of puns related to "Seasonings"

What was Bob Marley's favorite seasoning?

Oreggaeno

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👤︎ u/enjoyinglifetoday
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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How much seasoning do you put on pork chops?

You can go ham.

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👤︎ u/Kenitals
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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Delta airlines have stopped using seasoning on board their aircrafts.

They only serve plane food.

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👤︎ u/Ahemkeidb
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...

... I found the work too Thyme consuming.

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👤︎ u/youtellmebob
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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What is a cop’s favorite seasoning?

Pepper spray.

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👤︎ u/tupacwolverine
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Bedroom seasoning

Babe & I tried to spice things up so as to improve our sex duration

But as a 2 mins guy I came on thyme, as usual

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👤︎ u/Farmzy_
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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I bought the best ever seasoning for my mutton.

It’s the Greatest Of All Thyme

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👤︎ u/incenseandelephants
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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My brother-in-law taught his offspring a seasoning that is an excellent addition to omelets and egg strata...

It was good father-son-thyme.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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A placebo seasoning for meat

Pretenderizer.

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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What’s Bruce Buffer’s favorite seasoning?

Iiiiiiiiittttttt’ssssss THYME!!

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👤︎ u/Gonzosquirrel
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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My sister threw spices and seasonings at me while we were putting up groceries.

I guess you could say I got a-salted

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👤︎ u/stop-right-therr
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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My burger seasoning has two openings on its lid: one for scooping and one for sprinkling

I guess it can really get rubbed the wrong way

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👤︎ u/crocomonster
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Decided to turn things up a notch in the bedroom by seasoning my junk.

Turns out it's just a waste of thyme.

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👤︎ u/Spitting_Moose
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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My wife gave our daughter two seasoning jars to play with while she cooked dinner, and said "here shake these", to which I replied,

"Hey, she literally is shaking what her momma gave her"

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👤︎ u/ImagiantTrex
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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I really can't stand poultry seasoning.

It just smells so fowl.

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👤︎ u/carnageraiser
📅︎ Feb 24 2017
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A man was arrested trying to buy seasoning and electricity.

The charge was assault and battery.

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👤︎ u/aesper
📅︎ Sep 11 2016
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What is a millennials favourite seasoning mix?

Old bae

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👤︎ u/ArbitraryAlex
📅︎ Nov 18 2017
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While reaching for the seasonings at dinner, I ask my wife...

Isn't it weird that when you pepper someone with something it's considered assault?

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👤︎ u/vectorninja
📅︎ Oct 01 2015
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Whats the most apologetic seasoning?

Miso soy.

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👤︎ u/headpool182
📅︎ Mar 23 2014
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