I was going to sculpt a human out of clay. I got the lower body and torso but ran out at the shoulders.
I didn't plan ahead
My first attempt at sculpting was a bust.
Thought I'd plaster it all over the Internet.
They told me I couldn't make it with an Arts degree
but in sculpture class alone I made six figures.
My girlfriend loves me, I swear.
We've been watching the Flash, which is awful TV at its finest. You'd expect anyone to watch this to enjoy some good punnery, but that's not the case. I texted this to my girlfriend and got a condescending "Oh, honey..." in response.
My text: "If someone sculpted Barry Allen out of clay, you could call him Adobe Flash."
I swear she loves me but I don't always know why.
