I think I’ll apply to a job at a scissor lift factory.

They’re always hiring people.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jlionbad
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My wife can even make dad jokes!

I was telling her about a $10,000 scissor lift that ferrari dealers have to buy to work on the Ferrari Enzo.

Me: "To even change the oil, the dealer has to buy that lift to get the car up to working height."

Wife: "That sounds like some expensive overhead."

Me: High five

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ponyflash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2014
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Need a lift?

My dad and I were working up on a scissor lift replacing a light fixture. All went well, and as we brought it down we headed outside. As we went past a group of girls on their smoke break, my dad looks over and says, "Need a lift?" The grin on his face was priceless. We all had a reluctant, but wholesome chuckle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kiefcatchers
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