He went from kidneys to kid knees.
I have to admit, he made some good points…
Saw-sir
The teacher told him "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground"
they bandit
Covids go viral
Their instructor was Con Descending.
The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"
They had to denominator.
We called him the international juul thief
Scents, eh?
So I went to the drug store and bought him the best Axe Scent money can buy!
You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
Because they are the class of 2020
After weeks of hard work and dedication, his grades start picking up.
A month passes and the semester is finally over.
He approaches his father and shows him his grades.
The father looks dramatically into his son's eyes and says:
"long time no C".
Doctor
Oh, varies.
Snaples.
But gum is our new tester mint.
It was called “Constant Teen”.
I was teaching about naming ionic compounds and said that "we have one more wrinkle to go through, so take a look at this example with iron" and one girl started cracking up. I didn't understand why so she said we had to iron the wrinkle!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!
A group of fifth graders are visiting our school he asks the kids "Hey did Mr. O(5th grade music teacher) ever tell you we went to college. It was me him and Abraham Lincoln in class"
One of his favorites "What side of the dog has the most fur?" "The Outside"
Whenever a kid asks "Can I go to the bathroom?" He always answers with "Only a Dr. Can tell you that." He does is so much that when A child says may I go to the bathroom he still does it without thinking. Most students stopped asking to go to the bathroom or ask me.
Its been a great few months of these, I'll add more to the comments as I think of them.
