Scalloped Puns

A list of puns related to "Scalloped"

What did the prawn say to the scallop at the party?

"I have to go, I think I've pulled a mussel!"

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👤︎ u/goopzilla
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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Mussels, scallops and oysters never share

They're shellfish.

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👤︎ u/wotmate
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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Son: You're taking all the oysters!

Dad: Sorry, im being shellfish.

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👤︎ u/ComboBreaker1045
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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How does a seahorse travel

It scallops

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👤︎ u/letscookeverything
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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If horses gallop...

Do seahorses scallop?

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👤︎ u/easy-dub
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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If horses gallop and trot,

Do sea horses scallop and trout?

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👤︎ u/DolphinzX
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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My Dad just did this to me on a Skype call.

So me and my Dad were skyping as I live in Canada when he pulls this on me

Me: So I am going to be making Ham and Scalloped potatoes tonight

Dad: Oh yea, thats nice

Me: Yup, Ham seems to be going cheap right now so I picked up a nice one.

Dad: What the hell is wrong with your pigs over there. In England its usually the birds that go cheep cheep and the pigs go oink.

Me: Dad, you have problems.

Dad: What you talking about, you're the one with the clucking pigs I think your situation is a tad worse then mine.

Me: sigh You're hopeless.

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👤︎ u/jwishbone
📅︎ Mar 09 2014
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How can you tell when u have a stud seahorse?

You can tell by its scallop!

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👤︎ u/mariotaboatinghoes
📅︎ Oct 07 2015
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