A list of puns related to "Scollop"
Hi, I recently got myself a sous vide so I am a bit of a novice. But i wanna make a Lamb roast for main and some scollops for starter for a dinner party coming up. My question is this:
The lamb roast will go in for 4-6 hours at 57C (135F). But i want the scollops to go in for 30 minutes at 51C (123F). Can i put the roast into the sous vide. Then about 30 min before serving starter i add a bit of cold water and set the sous vide machine to 51C (123F) putting in the scollops and leaving the lamb roast in that temp for 30 minutes? Then maybe while preparing the starter crank the heat up to 57C (135F) again for the roast? I will finish the roast in a cast iron skillet with some butter for the crust.
Is there any issues with this method? I've heard something that temperatures of less than 130F is bad for meat. But should it not already be pasteurized enough after 4+ hours at 57C (135F)?
Thank you for your help!
So this happened a few years back. I was working in a seafood restaurant, not overly posh or expensive but a nice place to eat.
We had a scallop starter as a special at around Β£18. They sold pretty well. Then one evening a plate came back half finished. The waiter said the found it 'too fishy'!
So I asked the waiter to find out what she expected to get. It turned out the customer thought they were getting scollops.
Scollops round here are discs of potato battered and deep fried. Like a big battered chip.
They thought they were paying Β£18 for a few battered bits of potato and still didn't cotton on when a plate of shellfish and samphire arrived!
I was speachless when we were told.
As itβs written βscallopsβ, I tend to want to go that way. I avoid ever ordering them in case I make a numpty of myself.
Not that there is anything wrong with scollops it's just nice to have options in life.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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