When I’m feeling down I go decadent. Scollops with chilli, ginger and wild lime butter sauce, lobster tails in truffle, garlic and parsley butter.
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[I ate] Scollops
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Petition for the Boiks to become Scollop fishermen. youtu.be/rDSuBPuGpDU
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Spaghetti salad with lobster tail and scollops
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3D printed a metal tube scolloping jig, used in a fabrication shop to help the fabricators scollop the tube to allow a handrail to sit in the scollop and then can be welded together. reddit.com/gallery/p0bey9
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A huge scollop shell I found 10 years ago
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A typical meal - scollops, rice and cucumbers
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Fresh from the boat: Killapatrick Oysters, Morton Bay Bug, White Scollops and Banana Prawns.
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A chip bucket: loaf of bread hollowed out, filled with chips and gravy and garnished with a potato scollop. A delicacy in Wigan, UK.
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[homemade] Digby Scollops in lemon garlic sauce
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Devon finest scollops , parsnip purΓ©e and bacon lardons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornychef94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Dropping temperature at the end of cook to accomodate scollops for starter

Hi, I recently got myself a sous vide so I am a bit of a novice. But i wanna make a Lamb roast for main and some scollops for starter for a dinner party coming up. My question is this:

The lamb roast will go in for 4-6 hours at 57C (135F). But i want the scollops to go in for 30 minutes at 51C (123F). Can i put the roast into the sous vide. Then about 30 min before serving starter i add a bit of cold water and set the sous vide machine to 51C (123F) putting in the scollops and leaving the lamb roast in that temp for 30 minutes? Then maybe while preparing the starter crank the heat up to 57C (135F) again for the roast? I will finish the roast in a cast iron skillet with some butter for the crust.

Is there any issues with this method? I've heard something that temperatures of less than 130F is bad for meat. But should it not already be pasteurized enough after 4+ hours at 57C (135F)?

Thank you for your help!

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My birthday meal out to a local restaurant where I had king scollops, fillet steak and to finish a Blood Orange Creme brΓ»lΓ©e
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The shrimp and Scollops at work are glowing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGR_OrrFTW
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Scallops or scollops?

So this happened a few years back. I was working in a seafood restaurant, not overly posh or expensive but a nice place to eat.

We had a scallop starter as a special at around Β£18. They sold pretty well. Then one evening a plate came back half finished. The waiter said the found it 'too fishy'!

So I asked the waiter to find out what she expected to get. It turned out the customer thought they were getting scollops.

Scollops round here are discs of potato battered and deep fried. Like a big battered chip.

They thought they were paying Β£18 for a few battered bits of potato and still didn't cotton on when a plate of shellfish and samphire arrived!

I was speachless when we were told.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herrsteely
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Pronunciation - β€œScallops” or β€œScollops”

As it’s written β€œscallops”, I tend to want to go that way. I avoid ever ordering them in case I make a numpty of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/withoutmotive
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My local chippy have stopped selling fish cakes - Now my deep fried, disc shaped food item choices are severely limited to just scollops.

Not that there is anything wrong with scollops it's just nice to have options in life.

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[Pro/chef] Pan fried scollops with red wine braised pigs cheek, confit apples, celery and shaved fennel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theenemyofboredom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Scollop industry thugs torch man in car theage.com.au/victoria/fo…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hongy_r
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[Homemade] Seared scollops in spinach and dill sauce
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Black Squid Ink Spaghetti with Scollops & Asparagus Venezia, Italy 1920x1080 imgur.com/799G7OD
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Scollops swimming, now put to music. youdubber.com/index.php?v…
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Mushroom pancetta risotto, pan seared scollops, and panko crusted pork chops. imgur.com/jZu30
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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No spoilers
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Spi__
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