My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...
You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Do you know thereβs a flagpole which is 171m tall in Saudi Arabia? I canβt wrap my head around it.
I mean seriously, my arms are not long enough. Let alone my head.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Everyone talks about Saudi's expensive tastes
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︎ Sep 23 2020
So I tried to smuggle weed to saudi arabia...
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︎ Apr 25 2020
How did I get from Iraq to Saudi Arabia
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︎ Sep 02 2019
My friend from Saudi Arabia never has any idea what's going on...
I guess I can't blame him, he's been living under Iraq.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
I recently failed my βWomen in Saudi Arabiaβ class because there was too much material.
The course covered everything.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Why did the giant Islamic Robot fly to Saudi Arabia?
For a pilgrimage to Mecha.
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︎ Dec 03 2019
A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...
They were charged with "Idle Warship".
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Have you heard of the Saudi Arabian spinoff of Everybody loves Raymond?
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︎ May 06 2019
Why is Saudi Arabia so technologically far behind?
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︎ Dec 27 2018
My wife asked me if I wanted to go to a Middle Eastern country that borders Saudi Arabia.
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︎ May 22 2019
I became close to a Saudi Arabian girl I met online.
Now She wants to be friends on Eyebook.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
Two Saudi Arabians wanted to go on a trip. The guy asks his friend "Want to go South?" He replied "Yemen."
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Are there any countries south of Saudi Arabia?
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︎ Apr 24 2018
Howβs the weather in Saudi Arabia?
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︎ May 11 2018
A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby.
It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.
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︎ Jun 09 2017
Heard Saudi Arabia is changing monarchs...
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︎ Jan 09 2018
Saudi Arabia just beheaded it's 100th person this year. Makes you wonder what the centence was...
I'm a terrible human being, I've got a problem...
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︎ Jun 15 2015
Today in my class we learned about Saudi Arabia's economy.
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︎ May 19 2016
Do they have many earthquakes in Saudi Arabia?
They get the odd sheikh here and there.
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︎ Aug 29 2017
Saudi Arabia doesn't have The Flintstones
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︎ Mar 11 2017
A lot of people are pissed about the change in Saudi leadership.
It's a shame that the old King Abdullcated the throne like that.
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︎ Jan 23 2015
My Saudi friend didn't know who Justin Bieber was
He must have been living under Iraq
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︎ Jun 04 2016
What does the Saudi arabian king drink when he goes to McDonald's?
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︎ Dec 09 2015
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