u/bri7154 - Thank you for the Greetings from Texas postcard! And the TV and book recommendations! The only one I was familiar with was Shadow and Bone, which I've heard good things about (as in, may be better than the books they're based on). Oh, I just looked up the Sanora Babb book. I loved Grapes of Wrath, so I've added Whose Names Are Unknown to my to-read list (as well as How the Word Is Passed).
u/ButterClaw - Thank you for the Ohio postcard! You are too kind.
u/cedarsweetrollsmoss - Thank you for the downtown Montréal postcard! Yeah, there is something sad about seeing someone's belongings in an otherwise peaceful winter setting. (I've heard of underground networks in Minnesota, I think, but had not heard of the Souterrain.) We also have homeless encampments in major U.S. cities. I'm curious how Canada treats its homeless population in comparison.
u/ColorlessMurakami - Thank you for the Rad American Women postcard! It's always a pleasure to hear from you. I've never heard of Ella Baker but will look her up.
u/Designer-Delivery127 - Thank you for the flower note card and stickers! I've added Child's Play to my watch list and will let you know what I think. 🔪
u/feellikebeingajerk - Thank you for the book-inspired art card! I know what you mean about trying to process the symbolism of things. I guess I'm glad I don't ever have to put a price on a piece of art or decide what gets public funding.
u/KuddleDeadGirl - Thank you for the bookstore postcard! That is an amazing fact about Norway and published books. 📚 Good for them!
u/nateve101 - Thank you for the nice note, extra postcard, and stickers! I will respond to you by mail soon.
u/NewNewRubberDucky - Thank you for the holiday card! It does make me miss snow, but there will be time to bemoan the cold in a few months. ❄️
u/powelale000 (x2) - Thank you for the snarky Christmas card! I love the idea of a PJs and pancakes party! Though more the eating, not the cooking! Does the dog also wear pajamas? Thank you too for the mice postcard. Your garden sounds like it is producing quite a bounty! Your pumpkins remind me of the "three sisters" (squash, corn, and beans, I believe), which I've always wanted to try growing together if I ever have access to a sunny spot.
u/RareExcitement - Thank you for the Christmas card! I love celebrating it more than once a year. Does the Hallmark Channel show Christmas movies year-round or just July in addition to during the holidays? I've only seen a f
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
