Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a prize.
If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt
You officially hit rock bottom
I spilled a bucket of vinegar on my neighbor’s prize winning cucumber…
Someone please help, this is a giant pickle!
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a paper cutter?
What does Samuel L. Jackson's mom do for a living?
The mighty Dwayne Johnson!
I slapped Dwayne Johnson in the butt.
Now I’ve really hit rock bottom.
This video of a professor knocking on his colleague's door to tell him he won the Nobel prize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VZNGnWUTX4
The one knocking was also awarded the No-Bell Prize.
Dwayne Johnson is a master of origami...
As his apprentice, I once assisted him at an exhibition and managed to lose the cutting implement he uses to prepare the paper for folding. I can’t believe I lost The Rock’s Paper Scissors.
"Puns are the lowest form of wit" -Samuel Johnson
Sorry to dampun your spirits
I won the top prize in a lottery themed around the world's tallest terrestrial animal
I guess a picked a pretty lucky giraffle ticket
My 4 year old just came up with this one! What do sheep wear to bed?
How much does Dwayne Johnson weigh?
I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
The farmer had a prized bull. It bred 300 times per year.
The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful, dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how..." The farmer replied "Yeah, he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."
Why did Dwayne Johnson’s family get tested for covid?
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking
My family used to own a farm with prize winning animals
The cows were udderly awesome.
I can’t believe some lowlife broke into my garage. They took my prized possession: my Limbo bar.
I mean how low can you go?
I hit Dwayne Johnson with a magazine
If I ever win a big monetary prize or inheritance, I'll change my last name to Bates.
My butler won't be amused though.
Aww man. Did you hear that Johnson and Johnson messed up the their vaccine?
Well at least they took a stab at it.
Who was the 1st person to win the Nobel Prize?
Same person who invented the Door Knock...
Heard they are calling that Johnson and Johnson vaccine “8 mile”
Because you only get one shot.
Help with puns for the name Samuel/Sammy/Sam?
What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!
What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in a year?
Johnson&Johnson just announced that M&M will be the spokesman for their new Covid vaccine commercial...
Cuz you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
My son was lamenting that he couldn't remember what the Ukrainian watercourse Uchan-su is and didn't win a prize...
I replied, "oh, Crimea river!"
Today someone bought our department a box of donuts and some lotto tickets. The potential grand prize was $3,000, in which my boss exclaimed "Well that isn't enough to retire".
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
Who ever stops the extended warranty calls should win a prize.
I'm calling it The No-Bell Peace Prize.
Idc if you steal this I just thought of it while making lunch and I got another one of them.
Why can't Eminem ever be fully vaccinated?
He can only have one shot.
My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
Had my second Covid jab today...
She put it in my leg though and my now Pfzier hurting.
How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Johnson and Johnson have announced their new vaccine
it heard its going to be called No More Tiers
When I won the grand prize at cemetery, I knew exactly what it was.
I was very proud of myself :3
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field.
What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson's butt?
The creator of the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize
Why did Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s family get tested for COVID-19
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
They won the Nobel prize.
Did you hear about the man who invented the door knocker?
If Dwayne Johnson gets covid...
can he still smell what the rock is cooking?
All of you are Dwayne Johnson
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt
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