The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.

Its soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXWOLFXx8888
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What’s the saddest type of cheese?

Prov-alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrostyDragon44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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The fishermen of Sevastopol are the saddest in the world.

They ply the waters of the Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProblematicAttic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What is the saddest component of a building?

The weep holes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kha1i1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What is the saddest animal?

A Wail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/la_anon1mo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What's the worlds saddest pizza?

"Pepperlonely"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitevanmanc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What's the saddest breed of dog?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/logan_btw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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What’s the saddest thing you can put on your skin

Disapp-ointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChocolateSquid5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What is the saddest brand of car?

Saab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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What's the saddest form of communication?

Remorse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red10101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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Who is the saddest whale?

The blue whale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RirreYo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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What is the saddest part of eastern Europe?

The Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGGargadon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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Lemon Squeezy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skurimix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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My cellphone just died

The saddest part is there won't be any service.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kazneus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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My husband still loves me...even after one of my worst ones...

We were driving to a friend's house for "game day". We live in Phoenix...we have flora that doesn't like living..because..it is Phoenix.As we were driving, we passed a huge palm tree on its last root (leg) of life in the median of the road. It is literally being held up by a few 2x4's. I look at my husband with the saddest look I can muster before I say "Babe, did you see that poor palm?". Husband says, "Oh yea, that big, dead-looking ones with the boards?". I respond, "Yea, sweetie, we should say a prayer. The poor thing is on LEAF support". He was not amused...I, however, giggle every other Saturday when we pass the tree to game day. Also, please don't worry about the tree. Now that Phoenix has made it through a hot summer, I bet after winter it will just spring back to life...assuming it doesn't fall. Lastly, sorry I'm not a dad or no actually dad said it...but I was channeling that inner dad when it happened! If I need to move this post it is okay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sh2nn0n
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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I should take notes

It was Sunday dinner and my mom was telling the family about the last day at her old job.

Mom: Yesterday was a sad day, oh wait sorry, Friday was a sad day, yesterday was saturday

Dad (sounding sincere but knowing exactly what he is doing): I'm sorry to hear that honey. So is today the saddest day?

after a confused look from my mom, and a shared smirk + head shake from my brother and I, my dad then begins giggling to himself and basking in his own cleverness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tbey52
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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Why is can crushing the saddest job in the world?

It's soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhaiItsAhmad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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