What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukimeouch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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English for foreigners... When do S and C sound the same?

When it's necessary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What would C.S.Lewis write if he was a Rat?

The Chronicles of Gnaw-rnia...

Hehe..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albus_Veritas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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A L L C A P S
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Cardi B’s older sister Carlie C has a chain of grocery stores.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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It’s hot where we live. Wife was lamenting on how we don’t have A/C.

I said β€œHoney, we don’t need that modern technology,” pointing at the ceiling fan I continued, β€œWhen we’ve got something that’s revolutionary.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mydoingthisright
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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C h e e s e

-A real conversation that happened like 5 minutes ago between my dad and I-

Me, eating a babybell cheese

My dad: β€œwhat’s that?”

Me: β€œcheese.”

My dad: β€œwhat kind of cheese?”

Me: β€œGouda.”

...

...

...

My dad: β€œIs it Gouda? Or is it badda?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoeelf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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C-Sections are like DiGiorno’s

They’re not delivery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunarcvff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Sinko

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4yd3n_5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are Not-Cs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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What is a pirate's average grade ?

Somewhere in the high c's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

R. But his true love be the C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexisd3000
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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If giving up puns is what will help me be Russian.

Than Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuubuspoobus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why didn't my mom let me see the pirate movie?

It was rated Argh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abb1012
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Banished to the couch for having soul

As stated my wife banished me to the couch for this.

She had a late start at work today, so she did some work around the house, including hanging the wreath.

After picking her up from work that evening we got home and she asked me if I liked the wreath. I responded with "the Franklin? It looks good".

She wasn't happy about that, and kept insisting I call it a wreath. Our friends all came over for D&D and I continued to interject whenever she showed someone that it was called "A Franklin".

Eventually she got really mad and demanded to know why I wouldn't call it a wreath. So I hugged her and said "I'm sorry sweetie, I didn't know it was so important to you. I mean, A-Wreath, A-Franklin, what's the difference?".

So yeah, sleeping on the couch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azuya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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When do S and C sound the same ?

Whenever it's necessary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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