*Job interview* "Can you explain this gap in your résumé?"

Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."

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My dad's helping me update my résumé

He's in the middle of making dinner, when he asks, "So what state is your résumé in?"

Before I can answer, he gleefully interjects, "DELAWARE!"

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I'm broke this quarantine
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[During Job interview] "Can you explain this gap in your résumé?" Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."
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