*Job interview* "Can you explain this gap in your résumé?"
Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."
My dad's helping me update my résumé
He's in the middle of making dinner, when he asks, "So what state is your résumé in?"
Before I can answer, he gleefully interjects, "DELAWARE!"
[During Job interview] "Can you explain this gap in your résumé?" Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."
