Résumé Puns

A list of puns related to "Résumé"

*Job interview* "Can you explain this gap in your résumé?"

Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."

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👤︎ u/ball-_-fondler
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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My dad's helping me update my résumé

He's in the middle of making dinner, when he asks, "So what state is your résumé in?"

Before I can answer, he gleefully interjects, "DELAWARE!"

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👤︎ u/ferazel9
📅︎ Jan 14 2016
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I'm broke this quarantine
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👤︎ u/Ladybirdinc
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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[During Job interview] "Can you explain this gap in your résumé?" Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."
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👤︎ u/PM_ME_UR_F_SMILES
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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