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Rudest Puns

A list of puns related to "Rudest"

I had the nastiest,rudest,slowest cashier today.

I guess it's my own fault for using the self service checkout lane.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.

I really hope he eats his words.

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👤︎ u/fordskis
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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I tried having a conversation with the rudest car salesman ever.

He just kept saying he had 0% interest.

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👤︎ u/shimmywaffles
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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So if you're in line for Pho are you in the

Pho queue?

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👤︎ u/Rmw83
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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I just want you guys to know....

My friend and I are planning on starting a seafood shop on the beach called "Standoffish Stand of Fish". We will be the rudest, most clever staff of any restaurant, ever.

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👤︎ u/MarkTraceur
📅︎ Mar 28 2012
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