A bear bear bear barely bears her bear bear bear's bent to beholding bear bear bears baring all.
I really like this and I have seen people using this emote in game. However, I do not know how to obtain it and I need it to get platinum. The DS3 wiki doesnt show the location of it. Am I SOL?
Throwaway just to be safe
As a child whenever I was invited at peoples houses my mom told me it was etiquette to eat the food they made. She would always tell me to put a considerable amount and eat all of it since it would be rude not too. First she said it would be wasting food and second it would seem as if I didn't enjoy the food, which is mean since a lot of effort was put into making it. I've always followed this rule and thought it was true. If I cooked a buttload of food and no one ate I'd be heartbroken.
My boyfriend of 7 months invited me to his family Christmas dinner. I've met his parents very briefly but nothing too formal. Anyway we get to the food and I was pretty hungry and everything looked really amazing. I made sure to fill my plate (but not over fill just equal amounts of everything on the table) I ate it all and to be honest was pretty stuffed. His mother then asked me if I wanted seconds (there was still a lot of food on the table) I took her up on the offer and put a bit more of the pasta salad. My boyfriend did give me a strange look but I thought nothing of it at the time.
Dessert comes and I chose to eat a slice of cheesecake. We then had coffee all sitting around the fire and telling funny stories. Everyone seemed like in a very good mood and everything was great!
After everything I was honestly so happy, because I was worried about dinner and meeting his parents, but I thought that everything went well. We left his parents house in separate cars as I came directly from my parents house to him.
We reach my apartment and I can tell he is totally pissed off. I asked him what was wrong and he just blew up in my face that I had no manners. Telling me that he had never seen me eat as much as I did at his parents house, and that it was so embarrassing. After further prying he said that in his culture when you eat a lot at a person house it is disrespectful because you should never go to a house on an empty stomach. He said it makes a person look desperate and there is a language barrier between me and him and he said in away fat... but not fat (honestly I did not understand).
He said on the car ride home his mom was talking about how embarrassing and unmannered I was to eat so much. I told him that she told me to put seconds and he said thats done to be a good hostess but a guest should never take up on that offer. He said it would have been fine if I had declined dessert but because I had not down that I looked even more "fat".
... keep reading on reddit ➡With the dexterity of 10 fingers, the hands are a more effective way to pick up food than using utensils. Plus, it saves time that you would be using washing utensils. You also get to feel the texture of your food and form a more intimate relationship with it. So if it is more convenient and effective, why can't I go to the nearest Italian restaurant and eat pasta with my hands without getting some looks?
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 44%. (I'm a bot)
> TAIPEI - The mayor of a Prague district on Monday fired off an angry letter in response to a threat by a Chinese "Wolf warrior diplomat" that Czech Senate speaker Milos Vystrcil would "Pay a heavy price" for his ongoing visit to Taiwan.
> That same day, the Mayor of Prague district Reporyje, Pavel Novotny, on his Facebook page posted a photo of a scathing letter he addressed directly to Wang in response to his threat.
> In the subject line of the letter, Novotny demands an immediate apology for Wang's threats made against his country.
> He then chastised the foreign ministry for threatening the Czech senate speaker in such a way and behaving like "Unmannered rude clowns."
> He then demanded that China apologize for the threat "Right now" with a formal apology delivered within 24 hours to the Czech foreign minister, who Novotny claimed agrees with him.
> Novotny said that Wang should be "Ashamed" of his threat and he called on China's top diplomat to acknowledge his mistake or face a "Heavy price for bullying." Taking a jab at China's notorious dept-trap diplomacy, the Reporyje mayor then said that his side's reaction would be the same even if the communist autocracy invested "14x more than our friends from Taiwan."
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It was the office Christmas party last friday. It was a standard office do, except one thing. I wanna tell you what went down at the raffle
5 men own the company i work for. They are all worth multiple millions of pounds and every year, they collectively chip in to buy reallly good prizes for a £1 a ticket raffle. On offer this year was:
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A surface pro 4
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Iphone 6s+
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Spa Weekend
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Apple Watch
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A bottle of Barolo Monfortino
and more. All the prizes were "premium"
So all the kids turn up and everyone is enjoying themselves, the kids are buying raffle tickets and everyone is very excited... all the prizes are on a big table.
The raffle starts and 1 bloke (middle management) is winning every single prize. I mean everything. He ended up winning 80% of the stuff, his swag bag had over 2 grands worth of stuff in it.
So it turns out he bought 1000 raffle tickets at 1 pound each. A thousand fucking tickets. The company owners were fuming an nobody's talked to him all this week.
Dick Move? Or aspirational Tory on the make ?
you decide!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
I've seen a lot of people use it and i heard it's safe to use/have in inventory. But how do i get this gesture? without putting it in my inventory, like actually unlocking it as a gesture.
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Reminder: I am NOT op, op is u/TheOA12345 on r/AmItheAsshole
Throwaway just to be safe
As a child whenever I was invited at peoples houses my mom told me it was etiquette to eat the food they made. She would always tell me to put a considerable amount and eat all of it since it would be rude not too. First she said it would be wasting food and second it would seem as if I didn't enjoy the food, which is mean since a lot of effort was put into making it. I've always followed this rule and thought it was true. If I cooked a buttload of food and no one ate I'd be heartbroken.
My boyfriend of 7 months invited me to his family Christmas dinner. I've met his parents very briefly but nothing too formal. Anyway we get to the food and I was pretty hungry and everything looked really amazing. I made sure to fill my plate (but not over fill just equal amounts of everything on the table) I ate it all and to be honest was pretty stuffed. His mother then asked me if I wanted seconds (there was still a lot of food on the table) I took her up on the offer and put a bit more of the pasta salad. My boyfriend did give me a strange look but I thought nothing of it at the time.
Dessert comes and I chose to eat a slice of cheesecake. We then had coffee all sitting around the fire and telling funny stories. Everyone seemed like in a very good mood and everything was great!
After everything I was honestly so happy, because I was worried about dinner and meeting his parents, but I thought that everything went well. We left his parents house in separate cars as I came directly from my parents house to him.
We reach my apartment and I can tell he is totally pissed off. I asked him what was wrong and he just blew up in my face that I had no manners. Telling me that he had never seen me eat as much as I did at his parents house, and that it was so embarrassing. After further prying he said that in his culture when you eat a lot at a person house it is disrespectful because you should never go to a house on an empty stomach. He said it makes a person look desperate and there is a language barrier between me an
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