What do you call a member for a royal court who you can hire for cheap to represent you in a rap-battle?

A dis-count.

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Queen Cleopatra and the bath of milk

The royal court of Egypt hires a new bath servant for Queen Cleopatra.

The Queen walks into her royal bath chamber disrobes and climbs into her empty bath.

“Please fill my bath with milk”

“Pasteurised?”

“Just up to my tits will be fine”

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