Roman Army Puns

A list of puns related to "Roman Army"

Did you know the Roman armies sold milk products wherever they went?

People still talk about it today. It was Legion Dairy.

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👤︎ u/developerweeks
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.

They became the Alpha Centurions.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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Did you hear the joke about the cows that provided milk for the Roman Army?

You totally should. It's legion-dairy.

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👤︎ u/alficles
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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Did you hear about the Roman general who accidentally decimated his army?

It was one in ten dead.

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👤︎ u/sennome
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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