"...mountains peak!"
I guess I took her for granite.
Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if your being formal.
Because it was built by HAADRIANNN
Silvester Stalone
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"
I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".
My wife and I are chatting about where to go on vacation.
Wife: You know, I really would love to see Aspen, Colorado. It looks beautiful. Me: Aspen you shall receive. Wife: ... You're a horrible person.
"You know, if they lost the first game of the season they wouldn't be able to sell beer the rest of the year"
"Why's that?"
"Cause they would have lost the opener"
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The Blocky Mountains.
(My 9yo son came up with this one.)
But the era of clothing was just plain garb-age
"Colour me intrigued."
My family (Dad, Mom, Borther, and 2x sisters) was driving back to alberta after a trip to B.C, and my dad pulled this one..
Dad: Holy shit a bear!!
Mom: Where?!
Dad: On the side of the road!
Kids: Where?!?
Dad: You don't see it?
Everyone else: No- oh..
we proceed to pass a billboard with a grizzly bear on it while my dad is laughing and doing the classic banging of the hands on the steering wheel
I asked this family where they had come from as I moved their luggage. They told me they had driven somewhere around 12 hours that day and were very ready to just go to bed.
But as they got to the door the Father stopped abruptly in front of all of us and said, "Oh no! We can't stay here. The sign says 'Service dogs only'."
To which his whole family died a little on the inside and I rolled on the ground laughing.
