Colorado Rockies Puns

A list of puns related to "Colorado Rockies"

We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...

"...mountains peak!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Colorado Rockies broadcaster just us

"You know, if they lost the first game of the season they wouldn't be able to sell beer the rest of the year"

"Why's that?"

"Cause they would have lost the opener"

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👤︎ u/IAMAconman
📅︎ Apr 12 2015
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