Why couldn’t the robot bake?
For the first time ever a robot committed a crime
He was charged with battery
What country is known for its robot armor suits?
what do robots dislike in their diet ?
What does a robot do after sex?
Why did the robot go on a diet?
It had too many mega-bytes!
I think I'm going to return the weightlifting robot my kids bought me for Father's Day.
It's not really working out for me.
Huge breakthrough in robotics today as scientists create a robot that is able to dance just like a vice President.
It uses an Al Gore Rhythm.
What do you call a robots armour?
How would emotional AI robots react if they found out they're about to be discontinued & destroyed?
...they'd have a metal breakdown.
I am a robot who beats up people in remote areas.
I was charged with battery.
Why did the robot cross the road?
It was programmed by the chicken.
What's a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips, one byte at a time!
From my almost 4 year old…what do you call a robot that eats cars?
I haven't used my robot vaccum in months but it still makes itself useful.
It's currently in the closet collecting dust.
Police just caught a young criminal robot. Then they put a bigger battery in the robot ...
... so it could be charged as an adult.
What do you call it when two robots meet in a restaurant?
I went to my first AA meeting the other day. I'm such a raging alcoholic that they recommended I get robotic implants.
Apparently, it will help me stay cyber.
I always wanted to fight in robot wars
But they don't let humans fight
A robot was programmed to understand only 25 letters of the alphabet
What do you call a melancholy robot?
A robot can't argue sitting down
Why was the robot with legs that couldn’t bend a bad writer?
I built several robots who's primary function is to steal food for me ...
but, this one takes the cake.
How was the robot frog held together?
What do you call a pirate robot?
Why did the police captain put a halt to the robotic patrol unit?
He was told they were all charged with battery.
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you pleade?"
Robot, the defendant: "Guilty as charged"
A robot robbed a bank but was caught when it's battery died.
Police have no plans to charge the suspect.
A Canadian robot is an EhI
I invented an Amish robot.
What happens if you shake hands with a wet robot?
It might be a shocking experience
What do you call a robotic tuna?
Calling all dads. Punchline needed.
A terrible thing happened this morning. I was dreaming that I was telling a joke but just before I said the punchline, my alarm went off and woke me up. Now I’m left in limbo.
Can anyone here suggest a punchline?
The joke started: So, there were three robots on the surface of Mars…
After months of programming my robot to exercise, I gave up and threw it in the trash.
It just wasn’t working out.
Doctor: I’m sorry, but we had to remove your colon.
What do you get if you let a robot go hunting?
What do you get if you let a robot go hunting?
A-ton-of-moose
If you call this number the robot will tell a dad joke and hang up. Try it.
Where do alcoholic robot go to get help
Just caught an episode of Star Trek TNG where Picard had a robot that took care of all the laundry, meals, and cleaning on the Enterprise but he wanted it to do more.
He kept asking the crew to make it sew
I heard germany is going to make robot driven cars illegal in their highways
It's going to be called auto-ban
People have been worried that robots might take away their jobs for ages now.
But so far, creative types haven’t felt cause to be threatened. Well, I hate to break it to you, but robots should and will be doing stand up soon. Human comics are great and all, but robots are far superior. Why? Human beings don’t devote their whole selves to the pursuit of comedy. They have their minds occupied by the various quiet tragedies of life, but robots…
Robots only think in bits.
how does a robot have sex?
What do you call an unimpressed robot?
What does a robot do after sex?
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