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πŸ‘€︎ u/T_C_1220
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.

They said it was grounds for termination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvlpdillon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Have you tried the new Sith Blend Roast Coffee?

It’s pretty good but it’s a bit on the dark side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FetusPicatta
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"

"Yeah…" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I told my dad I ordered a popcorn popper for roasting my own coffee...

...he replied, "Cool beans, LOL"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astromaddie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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Landed this in a text message thread to my SO

SO (at the market) : What kind of coffee beans do you want?

Me: Anything that doesn't say dark roast

SO: OMG! Hold the phone, I may have found something amazing!

Me: Fun fact, I am already holding the phone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScotchHarbour
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

Because it was just ground this morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeodardoDicaprio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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We have a latte fun at my work...

So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.

Customer: "oh my God, are you ok?!”

Me: "Yeah, it's fine. It's only a..Light Roast."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lantec
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Threw a bag of coffee at my brother

Just picked up a new bag of coffee from the local market. I emptied it out into my can and the bag stayed looking like it was full. So I closed it back up to look like I never opened it. I walked into the living room and tossed it at my brother yelling "watch out!" and it scared him. When he said "hey, it feels like there's nothing in here" my dad put in "it's a light roast"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nature-Is-Awesome
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2014
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