Coffee roasting Puns

...he replied, "Cool beans, LOL"

They said it was grounds for termination.

It’s pretty good but it’s a bit on the dark side.

"Yeah…" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"

SO (at the market) : What kind of coffee beans do you want?

Me: Anything that doesn't say dark roast

SO: OMG! Hold the phone, I may have found something amazing!

Me: Fun fact, I am already holding the phone.

Because it was just ground this morning

So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.

Customer: "oh my God, are you ok?!”

Me: "Yeah, it's fine. It's only a..Light Roast."

Just picked up a new bag of coffee from the local market. I emptied it out into my can and the bag stayed looking like it was full. So I closed it back up to look like I never opened it. I walked into the living room and tossed it at my brother yelling "watch out!" and it scared him. When he said "hey, it feels like there's nothing in here" my dad put in "it's a light roast"