I tell dad jokes all the time. I'm very thankful he laughs at them.

"Sorry, my voice is a little hoarse." [neighs before he has a chance to]

[On our way to a driving range] "So, three golf clubs go into the bar. The wedge gets a whiskey while the putter gets a beer. The third club says, no thanks, I'm the driver."

"I mean, I'd assume that any river with a bridge on it is tubig to wade across"

"Pi, rho, sigma, phi, delta-epsilon proofs, all that. But I think you'd just say 'sounds Greek to me', eh?"

"Happy birthday dad! You don't look a day over 57!"

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