Constantly telling dad jokes is causing a rift in my relationship. We are now seeing a Marriage Counselor. The therapist asked me how I felt.

I thought it was touching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicolasGojiraCage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2022
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The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...

The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...

I'll call it the occult rift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N64GC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Earthquakes

Talking to a friend about possibly moving to California and earthquakes became a topic of conversation.

Her: Watch out for earthquakes though. No pressure.

Her: Sorry, I just get a little shaken up thinking about it.

Me: Don’t worry it’s not your fault

Then she didn't reply for a while.

Me: Did I crack you up? Are these puns resonating with you? Or are they just causing a rift in our friendship?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GK67
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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