A doctor who specializes in male anatomy decides to take up weatherology, as well as weight lifting. A meaty urologist, if you will.
I started going to the gym in my tuxedo, everything went well except the weight lifting...
Why are goulash not good at weight lifting?
Because they aren't stroganoff
We got sent extra bumper plates for weight lifting.
What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?
There will probably be a surge in weight lifting related injuries since all the gyms have closed.
Everyone will try to pick up where they left off.
What do you call a picture of a weight-lifting woman in a locket?
A strong independent woman.
Our dog died yesterday. While lifting him up, dad says he's like dead weight
and my sister laughs, and she keeps saying she doesn't know why she laughed, we were all crying before this and after too.
RIP Puddles :(
Lifting weights has changed my life, I dropped 30lbs!
On my big toe, it hurts, I can’t walk normally anymore
I lift dictionaries as weights
Its the best way to get definition.
Breaking news! Chris Hemsworth did NOT, in fact, badly injure himself while lifting weights.
He was just a little Thor.
i prefer calisthenics over lifting weights
I find that it is the only way that I can push myself
My Machamp just spent the whole day lifting weights.
You should see his forearms.
What do you call it when a search engine is lifting weights?
Which astronaut can lift the most weights?
Why does Mike tyson turn into a superhero after lifting weights?
Scientists recently uncovered evidence of a dinosaur that loved to lift weights.
They've decided to call it hella sore.
Before I had weights, I used to work out by lifting cases of Coke.
I had to stop, because it was soda pressing.
What do you call a cow that lifts weights?
What would you have after lifting weights for 200 years?
What do you call Jack-O-Lantern cousins who lift weights together?
I heard a rumor that you lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.
What do u tell someone when u want them to stop while lifting weights?
I would lift weights...
But they're just too damn heavy!
I used to be a personal trainer…
Then I gave my too weak notice.
Instead of using weights, I've started lifting with cases of Coca-Cola...
I’ll tell you why I don’t lift weights.
Every time I lift, I wait.
My friend told me I should exorcise my demons.
So I signed them up for gym memberships.
Why do Cranes drink whiskey straight?
They think it’ll put heron their chests
My date was suppose to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up
I guess she and I aren't going to work out.
A depressed bodybuilder started working out
his problems. As he did, he felt like a weight was being lifted.
why did the powerlifter come in last place?
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
How do you tell what gender an ant is?
Put it in water. If it sinks, it’s a girl ant, if it floats it’s buoyant.
I finally got a haircut today, after months, because of lockdown
It feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my mind.
Finally done some exercise
feels like a weight's been lifted
After years of worrying about my health, I made it to the gym today.
It feels like a weight’s been lifted from my chest.
fatty
me: you know I weight-lift in the morning?
dad: what, by getting out of bed?
I finally told my wife about my dreams of becoming a bodybuilder
I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders
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