None, theyβre way too small to carry a person
(this was actually a joke my 6 yo son told me last night, the dad joke force is strong with him)
Because when they fly they go BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA
Saturday morning car tunes
It was an emotional rollercoaster.
Iran
In case they needed a pair oβ Scope.
Ok bomber.
A Blunder-Bus
Collagen.
It was an emotional rollercoaster.
But, why was I the only one wearing a dress?
But the batteries on it are terrible. Keeps on needing to charge.
Has it's own horn though.
Ki-whee!
At the first rest stop, I tell him I'm going to take my bike to the mechanic. There's something wrong with my bike because I keep pedaling harder and it's not going much faster. π
The next rest stop, my father-in-law says the same thing to a guy riding as "bike support." His response: π
BOOM! Ladies and gentlemen, I earned my Certified Dad Joke badge. Good enough for Jedi Grandad!
It was known as the Nahasapeema-peloton.
A bike. Because you say bye King.
Step 1.
Turned to the wife and said "Do you like what I'm wearing?" (Lulling her into a false sense of security)
She smiles at me, blissfully unaware of my setup and thinking I'm just being cute.
"It's a son-hat." I say with a grin.
The groan she gave me told me I had done well.
It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.
You can win pretty easily if you want to but it defeats the porpoise
they wheelie can
Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome
A crocodile's back, on the other hand, really isn't a good thing to ride on.
But an elephant's back? Well... that's a grey area.
After all, fare is fowl.
Ooh brr.
(I literally made this joke up tonight and I'm a Dad)
Just so you know, heβs Carlos.
Me: "A cemetery... huh?"
Dad: "Yep. I guess you could say people are dying to get here."
Me: "sdjfiojsdiofajdiafjioadsjf" slowly dies inside
It was a rollercoaster of emoticons.
So that's a releif.
My dad is a cop and im riding with him today. We drive past a cemetary and I ask "Do you spend alot of time in there?"
"Not really, but some people are just dying to get in there."
He said βI havenβt seen you get out of the saddle once in the last 30 miles, are you hatching an egg down there or something?β And I said βYou know, if you keep giving me crap about this, I wonβt stand for it!β
I told her I was two tired
The guy was just coming out of the garage (which has three doors) And says, "No it's a three door".
Dad: I dunno, I'm kinda tired
Bro: Yeah, I don't think I could handle that right now
Dad: I think we've already spoken about this
Bro: Give me a brake, dad
Dad: What, you can't keep the chain of puns going?
Bro: I can kick it into a higher gear
Dad: I might have to reflect on your puns for a minute
Bro: As long as you don't tread over any of my good ones
Dad: Wheel see how long you can keep this up
Me: Hey, I like...bikes
Dad: ΰ² _ΰ²
Bro: ΰ² _ΰ²
Mom: β_β
My family was in the car for several hours and my younger sister says"Dad I can't hold it" My dad replies "Hold what?" Sister "My pee, can we stop" Dad "me either it just slips through my fingers" wow
I replied, you won't get very far in the garage
>Dad: We just ran over a dickfer. >Me: What's a dickfer? >Dad: Peein'
Then I realized I was listening to chill music. I turned it off and was instantly warmer.
Step 1.
Me: did you fix the brake on my bike? Dad: Give me a break!
