Prancer Puns

A list of puns related to "Prancer"

Why does Santa only buy coffee from Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Comit and Donner and Blitzen?

They are his star bucks.

👍︎ 23
💬︎
👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
🚨︎ report
Audience member at work last night: Why did nobody buy Rudolph or Prancer?

"Because they were too deer."

Our entire staffing pool cringed.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Ross6505
📅︎ Dec 23 2015
🚨︎ report
The doctors found a mole on my arm in the shape of a reindeer.

Turns out I have skin prancer

👍︎ 14
💬︎
👤︎ u/AMiniMinotaur
📅︎ Feb 27 2018
🚨︎ report
"What are the names of all 10 reindeer mentioned in 'Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer'?"

"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."

"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."

"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."

"Yes there is. '♫ Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...♫'

👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/mrmyxlplyx
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
🚨︎ report
How many reindeer does santa have?

10: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comit, Cupid, Donner, Blizten, Rudolph, and Olive. Olive the other reindeer Courtesy of a random friendly customer I had today.

👍︎ 15
💬︎
👤︎ u/sb107
📅︎ Dec 05 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.