Youtube review pun
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Book review: 1 star
I've just finished reading Great Expectations and I have to say I was a little disappointed.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I was asked if I wanted to review my new drop saw.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews
Apparently it was a real hatchet job
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Bonnie Tyler's new range of biscuits have received good reviews
They're good dunkers, but every now and then they fall apart
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︎ Oct 09 2020
"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.
"Like a bra, not a braai"
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Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.
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Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans
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︎ Sep 02 2020
So I just got back from watching the new Christopher Nolan movie. Here's my short review..
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︎ Sep 02 2020
After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Orions belt does not have the best reviews in the universe...
...cause it only has a three star rating!
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︎ Jun 04 2020
My gun and vacuum store doesnβt get really good reviews.
It seems to Suck and Blow.
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︎ May 04 2020
A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
They were just fission for compliments.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
i was reading Yelp reviews of local mortuaries
found one that was rated cad-average.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
My dad lost his job at the sausage factory today. They told him at his performance review...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Thereβs a new Apple service for leaving angry reviews.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Informative product review
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︎ Aug 15 2018
I've been in the market for a new whiteboard, but I don't think I can trust the online reviews.
They all say the product is remarkable.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
The moment I learned that βphα»β is actually pronounced βfuh,β I knew the time was ripe to write a Google review for my all-time favourite phα» restaurant. (I guess this qualifies more as βracy wordplayβ than it does βpunnyβ?)
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︎ Jan 10 2020
My review for a hotel run by pigs:
Great hogspitality; 5 stars
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︎ Feb 29 2020
An accountant was under review at his firm
He was asked the value of a dozen dozens, to which he promptly replied "132", instead of 144.
He was fired for gross misrepresentation.
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︎ Aug 17 2018
What do you call a machine that can read books and make reviews about them, but sadly can only detect red font?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Maybe aliens exist but they decided not to come to Earth when they checked the reviews and saw that it only has one star
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︎ May 09 2019
A Parasite yelp review
Atmosphere was terrible and the HOST was so rude
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︎ Sep 17 2019
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Ladies and gentlemen. New host of meme review.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
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︎ Apr 29 2019
TIL about Arda Djoques, a homeless woman in Baltimore who wandered into a school and pretended to be a substitute teacher for two weeks. Despite great reviews from her peers, when the school found out, she was forcefully thrown to the street.
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︎ Aug 25 2018
[from the Emmys] Did you see the reviews for the restaurant on the moon?
Good food. No atmosphere.
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︎ Sep 18 2018
ππ Pie Review ππ Pie Review
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︎ Jul 08 2018
Why did the new vacuum got just one stars reviews?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Did you see the Yelp! review of Orion's belt?
it's so, so it only has 3 stars
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︎ Feb 26 2019
No clucking at this review.
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︎ Jul 23 2018
Reviews say the toast it makes is always on the dark side
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︎ Jan 16 2017
I don't know what the reviews are like for the new robot, Broomba,
But it's sweeping the nation!
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︎ Dec 22 2018
my review of the solar system
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︎ Aug 08 2018
What kind of dinosaur writes reviews of wine?
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︎ Mar 26 2018
I started writing a review of this new brew pub
but tore it up after my first draft.
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︎ Nov 17 2013
I was recently asked to review a book on dreams...
...it was a real snoozefest.
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︎ Jan 15 2018
How was the review posted right before Van Gogh mutilated himself?
It was sev-ear-ly negative!
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︎ Dec 13 2016
What do you call an computer program that can read books, and then make reviews about them, but sadly can only read text that has a red font?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Aliens haven't visited Earth because they checked the reviews on our solar system and only saw one star.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
My review of our solar system:
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︎ Apr 25 2018
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