Youtube review pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fndo84
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Book review: 1 star

I've just finished reading Great Expectations and I have to say I was a little disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viWily
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I was asked if I wanted to review my new drop saw.

Mitres well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZn3rd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews

Apparently it was a real hatchet job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Bonnie Tyler's new range of biscuits have received good reviews

They're good dunkers, but every now and then they fall apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elbobby89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.

"Like a bra, not a braai"

  • Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.

  • Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcsoon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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So I just got back from watching the new Christopher Nolan movie. Here's my short review..

Tenet of ten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Digitek50
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.

It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OlaviVirtahepo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Orions belt does not have the best reviews in the universe...

...cause it only has a three star rating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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My gun and vacuum store doesn’t get really good reviews.

It seems to Suck and Blow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"

They were just fission for compliments.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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i was reading Yelp reviews of local mortuaries

found one that was rated cad-average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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My dad lost his job at the sausage factory today. They told him at his performance review...

You're the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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There’s a new Apple service for leaving angry reviews.

iRate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punnygeist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Informative product review
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergeant_RL-3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I've been in the market for a new whiteboard, but I don't think I can trust the online reviews.

They all say the product is remarkable.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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The moment I learned that β€œphα»Ÿβ€ is actually pronounced β€œfuh,” I knew the time was ripe to write a Google review for my all-time favourite phở restaurant. (I guess this qualifies more as β€˜racy wordplay’ than it does β€˜punny’?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/70M70M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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My review for a hotel run by pigs:

Great hogspitality; 5 stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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An accountant was under review at his firm

He was asked the value of a dozen dozens, to which he promptly replied "132", instead of 144.

He was fired for gross misrepresentation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlduinIsAGeordie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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What do you call a machine that can read books and make reviews about them, but sadly can only detect red font?

An InkRedible machine

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Maybe aliens exist but they decided not to come to Earth when they checked the reviews and saw that it only has one star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avalon794
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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A Parasite yelp review

Atmosphere was terrible and the HOST was so rude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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u/mrstickman reviews vanilla bean ice cream old.reddit.com/r/ReviewsO…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Send_me_Your_Code
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Ladies and gentlemen. New host of meme review.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadow--guardian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Maybe aliens haven't visited because they checked the reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirdroftardis8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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TIL about Arda Djoques, a homeless woman in Baltimore who wandered into a school and pretended to be a substitute teacher for two weeks. Despite great reviews from her peers, when the school found out, she was forcefully thrown to the street.

Oops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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[from the Emmys] Did you see the reviews for the restaurant on the moon?

Good food. No atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AltruisticBeggar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/huttinthebutt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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Why did the new vacuum got just one stars reviews?

Because it sucked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capetoider
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Did you see the Yelp! review of Orion's belt?

it's so, so it only has 3 stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anvil-14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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No clucking at this review.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mckeekustom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Reviews say the toast it makes is always on the dark side
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjbehrendt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2015
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Made a pun app, please leave a review if you like it! :) play.google.com/store/app…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandex07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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I don't know what the reviews are like for the new robot, Broomba,

But it's sweeping the nation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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my review of the solar system

1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaddockMaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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What kind of dinosaur writes reviews of wine?

The connoisaur.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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I started writing a review of this new brew pub

but tore it up after my first draft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Denda
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2013
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I was recently asked to review a book on dreams...

...it was a real snoozefest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPINFV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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How was the review posted right before Van Gogh mutilated himself?

It was sev-ear-ly negative!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girr0ckss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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What do you call an computer program that can read books, and then make reviews about them, but sadly can only read text that has a red font?

An InkRedible machine.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Aliens haven't visited Earth because they checked the reviews on our solar system and only saw one star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KataKataBijaksana
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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My review of our solar system:

one star

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