Why did the military general refuse to use social media?

It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.

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Mocking birds are terrible at social media...

All they ever do is retweet.

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Twitter virus alert!

There's a new virus on twitter. It's called "chirpies"..It's a canarial disease, but thankfully it's tweetable.

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📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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My dad said this just now

My brother: I just got like 30 retweets

My dad: I wanna go on a ski retweet

My whole family groaned as he laughed to himself

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