I couldn't reserve a seat in library. Turns out they were...
I know a really great joke about the Army Reserve and National Guard...
But it only works one weekend out of the month.
I parked my car next to a frog reserve...
Apparently it’s illegal so my car got toad away.
My daughter asked me where I wanted to work. I said "The Federal Reserve."
She asked "Why?". I said "I want to make money."
My little nephew just asked why skydivers only have a single reserve parachute.
I said, if they had more than two they wouldn't be called pair-o-chutes.
I tried to reserve an appointment at the library.
Took a tour of the Federal Reserve the other day.
The tour guid told an offensive joke about pesos, so I started to leave. He said "stop that was not what I mint"
I work on a nature reserve in the UK. My dad came to visit today.
I cashed in on my reserve of puns to get my students today
It's a visual one
http://i.imgur.com/GGFgAtd.jpg
Roommate rummaging through the wine shelf: "dude, what's the difference between this Cabernet standard and a Cabernet reserve?"
me: "one called ahead!"
she left.
What do you do when the federal reserve acts negligently?
Accidentally parked in a 'reserved for witches' spot.
When I got back there was a note on my windshield that said "you will be toad."
I tried to make a reservation at the school library. The librarian say I couldn't.
They were completely booked.
Told my daughter I was unable to make reservations at the library..
They were completely booked
She won’t talk to me
It's impossible to get a reservation in the library.
They are always fully booked.
I had reservations about getting a hand transplant initially...
Afterwards, I felt differently.
If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...
then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.
I just tried to make reservations at the library...
I couldn’t get one though. They were fully booked
My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here
I took my dad to a nice restaurant.
The hostess asked us if we had a reservation. Without missing, a beat my dad said, “No, I am fully confident I want to eat here.“
What banking system do birds use?
Restaurant reservation
My dad just said the next time we go to a restaurant we should say we’re dinner party of 5, then when we get called show up with just the four of us and say, “we’re not as hungry anymore we waited a bit”
You know why there’s no reserved parking at golf clubs?
Because everyone has a handicap
A man walks into a hotel and says 'I have reservations'
The guy at reception says 'let me put your fears to rest'.
I’m sorry sir no more reservations
TIL that sea-faring pirates were quite progressive in their labor practices, reserving a portion of their loot into an early sort of worker's comp, paying for peg-legs and hooks.
They weren't big fans of arrrbitration.
At O&B with Dad. Hostess: 'Do you have reservations?'
Dad: 'No. I'm confident I want to eat here.'
I wanted to make a reservation for a table at the library today...
Too bad they were completely booked
While checking in at the hotel: desk person asks if we have reservations, Dad says “we did, but we came anyway”
My mom asked my dad to take the garbage out
So he made reservations for a couple at a restaurant
My first job was at a Navajo reservation, running power lines to all of the outhouses
I wired a head for a reservation.
The great thing about your parachute not deploying
Is that you have the rest of your life to fix it.
I went to the veterinarian hospital the other day and was surprised to see that they had a small room reserved just to treat diving birds.
My buddy works at a restaurant on a Native American reservation.
The hotel I work at got a huge reservation today
250 chessmasters for some huge tournament. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I have to listen to chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
I walked into a restaurant for dinner and the hostess asked if i had any reservations.
To which i replied, “no, I’m pretty sure i want to eat here”.
Sir, why did you choose to sit at the bar?
Because I have table reservations.
I couldn't reserve a seat in library. Turns out they were...
I tried to reserve a spot at the library
But they said they were booked
I couldn't get a reservation at the library
They were completely booked
i tried to make reservations at the library,
but they we're completely booked.
I couldn't get a reservation at the library...
I wasn't able to make reservations at the library. You see they're...
Tried making reservations at the library
But they're all booked up
I wasn't able to make reservations at the library,
they're completely booked.
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