Why don't people like replacing the glass in windows?

Because it's a pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.

And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_bic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I'm finally replacing my old wireless router...

It's on its last lag...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Recent studies are examining the effects of replacing birdbath water with alcohol

Its bird-gin-ing research.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelaab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.

Silence of the lamps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.

I soya do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexdavidwright
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..

I'm sorry I oops'd up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orschinparjin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojo’s bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamJamCuddlyLamb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Saw this in Tesco. Couldn't help but wonder what's replacing it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shibby_rj
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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I just finished replacing the glass in my bedroom window

It was a real pane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Payasin70
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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The crew began removing/replacing our siding this morning

It's ex-siding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigfatbeard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Tokyo replacing Kyoto as the Japanese capital makes a lot of sense.

Not only did they move the capital east, they moved the "Kyo" to the east of "To" as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaitero
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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The airline says replacing old Dash-8s with new 737s will mean quicker flights on all impacted routes, but...

it’s obviously a longer plane ride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Replacing a fuse box with a breaker box to add value to your house?

No one would re-fuse that!

  • Said by my brother-in-law to my uncle before Christmas dinner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterWharf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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"i tried replacing the hose, thinking that was the problem, but it didnt work"

"well, did you replace the bros first? You know what they say: bros before hose"

My boyfriend proceeded to laugh to himself for several minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unaspirateur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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I'm finally replacing my old wireless router...

It's on its last lag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hgbleackley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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