Why don't people like replacing the glass in windows?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I'm finally replacing my old wireless router...
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Recent studies are examining the effects of replacing birdbath water with alcohol
Its bird-gin-ing research.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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︎ Apr 17 2018
My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojoβs bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Saw this in Tesco. Couldn't help but wonder what's replacing it?
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︎ Aug 31 2017
I just finished replacing the glass in my bedroom window
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︎ Oct 07 2019
The crew began removing/replacing our siding this morning
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Tokyo replacing Kyoto as the Japanese capital makes a lot of sense.
Not only did they move the capital east, they moved the "Kyo" to the east of "To" as well.
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︎ Nov 16 2017
The airline says replacing old Dash-8s with new 737s will mean quicker flights on all impacted routes, but...
itβs obviously a longer plane ride.
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︎ Apr 21 2018
Replacing a fuse box with a breaker box to add value to your house?
No one would re-fuse that!
- Said by my brother-in-law to my uncle before Christmas dinner.
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︎ Dec 26 2015
"i tried replacing the hose, thinking that was the problem, but it didnt work"
"well, did you replace the bros first? You know what they say: bros before hose"
My boyfriend proceeded to laugh to himself for several minutes.
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︎ Nov 26 2014
I'm finally replacing my old wireless router...
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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