Did you know that there's a whole religion of people that celebrate Pi day?
How does religion work for those who've never had ligion?
If the Mantis'es are praying, what is their religion?
It varies, they're all in sects.
What is the coolest religion?
I can’t remember the name, but i know it is from India and it’s sikh.
A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
What is Santa’s religion?
What do you call a religion that worships cannonballs?
Some might say it doesn’t exist so it isn’t canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....
Cannibalism
What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?
I got a warning message from a mod saying “my jokes are bringing to much religion and politics into this sub”
I replied saying “let the people in this sub decide, for christ sake”
Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?
We believe they're holy frijoles!
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
I denounce that barbers religion
If math was a religion...
...I think it would be pretty easy to sin.
Why don't you bring up politics or religion around pirates?
Because they love to arrr-gue and never sea eye-to-eye(patch)
What do you call Batman when he stops doing religion?
What religion is Lightning McQueen?
What's the international religion of economics
My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...
What is the best kind of music to play before Christmas?
If you die for your religion in a really stupid way ...
I asked my cat what religion he is
Religion is like a swimming pool.
Most of the noise is coming from the shallow end.
In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
What's the only religion with a diet?
My religion prevents me from throwing out old clothing.
We have been called to be holy.
A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...
They were charged with "Idle Warship".
So, 3 nuns die in a car crash and end up before the gates of St Peter....
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
Never expected to get rich when I started making statues of divine beings in religions
But I am making prophets.
As less and less people are buying into religion, prophets are down.
The only religion I support
As part of my new religion, gluttony shall be given a penance of crunches.
Finally sinners will achieve absolution.
I changed my religion to follow the teachings of St. Francis, my dad was not pleased
He said 'no son of mine is going to be assisi!'
I created my own religion
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
What religion do most llamas practice?
The thief that stole my diary and my book on world religions died today.
My thoughts and prayers are now with his family.
What is a ghosts religion?
7 day Adventist is the ‘weekest’ of all organized religions
I recently found out I was gay and changed my religion.
I moved to Utah and converted to Moremen.
I guess one could call Atheism a non-prophet religion
What religion is Chewbacca?
He is Chew-ish!
(Took this from a friend)
I recently converted religions and I'll be taking off April 14th in observation of Vaisakhi
I guess that means I'm calling in Sikh.
Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.
What is the economic religion?
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