My dad refused to show me how to tighten a strap.

He said "in life, some things aren't taut."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Choiceofart
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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My son refused to do a video project with another student at school. I asked why he was so opposed to it and he said.....

Covids go viral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitivlessApe
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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I was refused entrance to a shop because of my pet crow. They said they didn't want to run after it if it got loose.

The were afraid of catching the CORVID.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danny-Fr
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event?

Cantelope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magmagan
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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I had an argument with my brother about how to get to the next floor in the mall because he refused to use the stairs or the elevator

My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueandgoldilocks
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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The guy at the hardware store tried to sell me a 500 ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.

I hate long good buys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Attila the Hun had a pet snake who refused to eat.

He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.

As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.

Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.

When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,

"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_wild_redditer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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When the Wright Brothers were arrested for trespassing at Kitty Hawk, the judge refused to grant them bail...

...he considered them a flight risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Why did a father who's son was just born today refused a marriage proposal of a father who's daughter was born just the previous day?

He didn't want his son marrying a girl twice his age.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathWagon21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Did you hear about the workaholic cop who got handcuffed by his colleagues because he refused to take a lunch break?

He was resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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My friend refused to admit that he couldn't catch any African fish.

He was in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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My wife wants me to read Pride and Prejudice, but I refused.

I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling that the book is going to lecture me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?

Ok. Bi-den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfyDaWuf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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When my son refused to take a nap, the police got involved!

Understandable, since he was resisting a rest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A Harper Lee novel on trial refused to open up about their case case, but was still judged by it's cover.

Moral of the story... Don't kill animals.

Edit: remove one case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I refused to believe my son got fired as a road worker for theft.

But when I got home, all the signs were there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edotri
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!

I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed?

She was arrested for littering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidnightArt145
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My son wants a porcupine with no quills as a pet, but I refused.

I said, β€œThat seems pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My daughter refused to go to bed on time.

I told her she’d be booked for resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROLO_V13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Every time we asked our dad if we could have pets, he refused.

He said, β€œPets are just a step backwards.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley

He was in Denali.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Some guy just approached me and refused to leave until I solve a trigonometry problem.

I have no idea what his angle is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I made some toast and refused to give our little doggo a bite. My kids asked why she looked so sad...

I told them she was lack-toast intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisWasTheLast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Man with a picaxe was refused service...

they dont serve miners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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They refused to hire the boat assassin to be the face of the company

They had a feeling he'd be a sails killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevhaar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What did the chicken say to the Lobster who refused to wear a face mask?

You're so shellfish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mockturtle22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I was trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but I was refused.

The company said, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My dad had a failing heart and refused to get surgery.

But in the end, he had a change of heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My therapist refused to help me with my fear of backing up my car

She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingle485
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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The Emperor of Gorgasol refused to appoint his daughter as his heir.

Needless to say, she was not empressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miketar85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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My pastor friend refused to participate in a Full House themed lesbian wedding.

He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.

They said I have a pre existing condition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brave_council
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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The Police Showed Up When My Son Refused to Take a Nap

They charged him with resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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My son refused to go to sleep

I told him he was guilty of resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titusdecker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."

"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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The hardware store guy offered to sell me a 50 ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.

I hate long good buys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I tried to get insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.

They said, β€œIf your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.

They said, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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My barber wanted we to sign a contract before cutting my hair, but I refused...

I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?

he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasismyname_
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I refused to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MP4_26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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