How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Roses are red, cellos are brown
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
I was sitting at a red light with my family, when all of a sudden I said "Look, son! A super hero!"
Why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they need to draw blood.
What do you call a red-headed ninja?
A ginja!
(Straight from my red-headed teacher who has this nickname from his in-laws)
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today
All of the crew are marooned
If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released
I saw a butterfly on the ground with no wings, so I poured Red Bull all over it.....And Bam !!!!
I know a baker who has red hair.
He was the original ginger bread man.
Why did the nurse use a red pen?
They wanted to draw blood
What's red and invisible?
What burns longer; a red candle or a blue candle?
Neither; they both burn shorter!
Long live Rudolph the red
The police caught the teflon thief red-handed
And yet, the prosecution couldn't make the charges stick
Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red hats?
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
The red ship collided with a blue ship!
The crews got marooned...
Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...
I told her I was just completely sunburnt
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw some blood
I red a joke about colors once.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmer’s market - she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.
I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.
It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!
Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!
Why do farmers wear red suspenders?
I red a book about colors...
My doctor told me to drink two bottles of red wine after a hot bath...
But I can’t even finish drinking the hot bath
Kid shows me his Red Nose Robin
Kid: Look Dad it's Robin!
Me: What's he robbing 🤨
Kid: facepalm 🤣
Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?
Roses are red the queen wears a crown
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
What's blue and smells like red paint?
How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
What did the green light say to the red light?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Why do people Say Red It?
Because people use Reddit.
What's blue and tastes like red paint?
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
What is red and bad for your teeth?
What’s red and smells like green paint?
What's red and bad for your teeth?
What is red and bad for the teeth?
A red ship crashes into a blue ship...
All the sailors were marooned.
Red hot chili pepper weight
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.
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