Having been stuck at home for quarantine, my wife started having this recurring nightmare that our house is made of celery.

Doctors are calling it Stalk Home syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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How much of Reddit content is made up of recurring themes?

69%

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMightNotBeKevin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Ever notice that in 'The Simpsons,' Homer choking Bart is a recurring gag?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dweebnut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2016
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I won't let me daughter watch the Cars movies because of a certain recurring theme.

Race-ism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiDiddlyHoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What do you call a repurposed window?

Glass from the past

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I have a recurring dream that I lose the ability to taste, see, smell, hear and feel.

My wife says it's nonsense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepixelcat2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I had a recurring nightmare that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley, but now I’m ok.

I finally battled my Damons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I have this recurring dream that E.T. tackles me, puts grey tape on my belly, and runs away.

I keep getting ab-duct-taped by aliens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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If you have curry twice, it's recurring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propane13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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What do you call the always recurring idea of an infinity machine?

A Perpetual Notion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagneTismen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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For their Halloween party the young couple decide to dress up (or down) as cave men and women, covering themselves only in leaves and twigs.

Worse than the costume idea was the frequent wardrobe malfunctions that came about throughout the evening. Luckily for everyone the couple would manage to get a hold of the situation before things slipped down too far. Though unluckily for everyone, the guy would always end this awkward real-life recurring slapstick segment with the even more awkward dad joke: "what a releaf".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForevermoreNow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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I've been having this recurring dream...

... where this dentist visits me and reminds me that the proper toothbrush strokes involve "spinning right round, right round then you go down"

Fluo Rida

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeywithanr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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Recurring Grandad joke

I only got to see my grandpa on my mom's side about once a year usually growing up, but there was always one common factor of each visit.

At some point during the catching up conversations, Pa (what we called him) would get a real dejected look on his face. Then he'd face my mom:

"Oh Vicky... guess who died?"-Pa

"Oh no... Who?"-Mom

"Elvis." -Pa

He'd then giggle, finger fun, and slap his thigh. Every. Single. Year.

I have a feeling he used that one for the better part of 40 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krerickson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2014
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It's a recurring joke within my family now...

On the news a few weeks ago there was a car that had been crashed into by two busses simultaneously.

Dad: I guess you could say that car was

Dad: ....

Dad: Bussed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatFeelBro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Infinite love!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djadmn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Did you hear about the summer camp for aspiring models? They’re hiring counselors for next year, but it’s not for everyone.

The camp goers are pretty intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xilshin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums.

I need Help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokedupbunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Believe it or not, my wife appreciates my input when we go shopping for decorations...

...the one thing I actually look forward to when we go to Hobby Lobby is the moment we're walking through the store, I try to keep a perfectly straight face and act like I have a genuine interest in something on the shelf, I reach up and I say something like, "Oh, look at this nice little Stool sample!"

(Not really a joke, but a true dad joke recurring scenario of mine)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I just woke up from a dream where I was being terrorized by a feral female horse every evening

It was a real recurring night mare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I went to my doctor and said…

β€œDoctor, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?”

The doctor replied, β€œIt’s very simple. You’re two tents.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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I told my therapist that I have a recurring dream where I’m fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley.

She said, β€œFinally! You are battling your Damons.”

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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