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Reaped Puns

A list of puns related to "Reaped"

I hate it when I find beetles in my bed
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👤︎ u/EndersGame_Reviewer
📅︎ Mar 19 2023
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We recently moved to the prairies and so I told my boys to stay away from any trees

When asked why… I told them it’s because they look shady

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👤︎ u/LostinPrairies
📅︎ Oct 01 2022
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What do you call a joke with 5k upvotes?

A repost

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👤︎ u/JoeWilliams2501
📅︎ Jun 24 2022
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Made a death costume for Halloween and won the best dressed prize!

You reap what you sew...

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👤︎ u/applefungus
📅︎ Nov 05 2022
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A farmer had to sell all his chickens after his farm went bankrupt

No farm, no fowl

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👤︎ u/PunkDisorder
📅︎ Jun 23 2022
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Why do people prefer farm pigs rather than wild ones?

Because they're all such a boar.

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👤︎ u/Luke_4100
📅︎ May 29 2022
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What’s the difference between a gambler and a gardener?

One says “Read ‘em and weep” the other says “Weed ‘em and reap”

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👤︎ u/buckbuck
📅︎ Jan 05 2022
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In a village, far far away, two farmers often had a competition within themselves to see who harvests the most every 6 months.

After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...

"You reap what you saw".

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👤︎ u/MShafiSatthar
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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The Rev. Spooner got the world Poker champion in to tend his vegetable plants.

He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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I don’t want to invite Death to my reddit party

I hear he likes to reap hosts.

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👤︎ u/ToroZuzuX
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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What did the poker playing farmer say?

Weed 'em and reap!

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👤︎ u/Curby97
📅︎ Dec 10 2017
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Wife: "... that reminds me that I have to sew your pants when we get back"

Me: "Just let me know when you do so I can go ahead and reap them."

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👤︎ u/arktouros
📅︎ Jun 16 2014
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