A list of puns related to "Real Deal"
It wasn’t the real deal but it was par-ish
High.
This is a real deal "joke" from my dad today. The first retail mj store just opened in his town. He's 60.
I work for a real estate website and today I was dealing with a listing that had more bathrooms than bedrooms:
Me: This house has 3 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms. I always think those are really weird.
Boss: You know what kind of people those houses are for, right?
Me: ... No?
Boss: People that are always... ON THE GO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Heh
Boss: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
As I'm sure many of you can remember (or not), senior prom was one of the most exciting events of our pre-real world existence. However, in order to get to the actual event, there were three significant steps that needed to be taken care of:
Chatting with my friend.
Me: Did i tell you about my friend who's an exterminator?
Friend: No
Me: Yeah he's not really a proper one though, he only deals with like bee and wasp hives.
Friend: Oh right, cool
Me: Yeah I don't really like hanging out with him much though, he's a real buzz killer.
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