My friend told me a story of how his little brother ate pages of a magazine and I asked if it was Readers Digest.
I’m too proud of myself to not tell anyone. I honestly think it was like one of those jokes that you come up with after the opportunity has passed, accept this time I thought of it quick enough. I hope this doesn’t appear as self-aggrandizement, I just think it was a good pun.
Nobody goes to the library anymore unless it's after lunch
and that's only to see the readers digest.
My buddy just got me.
Saw an edition of reader's digest.
Me: Hm. How you can outsmart diabetes.
Buddy: ... it's learning!
Proofreading essays
About a week before this, I had my dad and stepmom proofread an essay of mine.
Me: "So I got a C+ on that paper from last week. Apparently my formatting was weird and I didn't make it 'digestible' enough for the readers."
Dad: "Oh wow, I suppose that's my fault. I didn't know we were supposed to eat it."
