Reactions Puns

A list of puns related to "Reactions"

What do bees get when they have an allergic reaction?

Bee-hives

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👤︎ u/pumpkinTheCalico
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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No one told me you'd get an allergic reaction if you stood in between Anna Kendrick and Phil Collins

I didn't expect the Anna-Phil-Axis to be so severe.

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👤︎ u/isa5589
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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A bad testicles joke may evoke great reactions

It can kick people in the groan

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👤︎ u/ZarcoMacro
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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My dad got his first dose of vaccine yesterday, so I asked him, “Did you have any reaction?”

Dad: Ow!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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My Dr didn’t immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.

He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.

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👤︎ u/cabbithunt
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Dad joke reaction
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👤︎ u/LazyYoda
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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I expect a reaction from you all.
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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.

I'm mass-turd-baiting.

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👤︎ u/Klratz
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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What happens when an onion has an allergic reaction?

It breaks out in chives

:D

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👤︎ u/peachynabi12
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Two reactions to puns
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👤︎ u/johnny123bravo
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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👤︎ u/Vadea_Shepard
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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The mallard reaction
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👤︎ u/cyndacyndaquill
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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My chemistry jokes never get a reaction
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👤︎ u/ChildishIntellect
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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My wife and I were in the hospital with my 2 year old daughter who had a allergic reaction to a tomato...

Her face went red and her cheeks swelled up making her look just like a tomato.

After the nurse and my wife finished talking about her reaction, I just couldn’t help but blurt our “well, you are what you eat”

My wife eye rolled, the nurse just looked at me with a deadpan face and said “well done” and walked off.

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👤︎ u/Drahcir1
📅︎ May 19 2020
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What was the letter m’s reaction after finding out that m and t wouldn’t be in the alphabet together?

It felt very mt inside.

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👤︎ u/MansNotHot772
📅︎ May 15 2020
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The reactions...
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👤︎ u/Pizzarius
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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He should have no reaction to this.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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You can tell a lot about people by a dog's reaction.

If a K9 bites them they're probably bad news.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions

I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?
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👤︎ u/SirRettfordIII
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who started a nuclear reaction with donkeys?

He reached critical ass.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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I'm out of good chem puns, they stopped giving a good reaction :(
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👤︎ u/wardenboii
📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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My reaction when I take a trip to the Hoover Dam and the temperature breaks 100°
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👤︎ u/Swanberet
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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My college-aged son tried to get a reaction out of me. He got a dadjoke instead.

http://i.imgur.com/ZoC1DLL.png

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👤︎ u/Crash_86
📅︎ Nov 03 2014
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My Dad's reaction whenever he's given a cup of tea which is understrength

"Urgh, If this was any weaker... it'd be a fortnight"

(Looks around for approval from the family)

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👤︎ u/SomewhatEnglish
📅︎ Nov 07 2017
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I don’t know why everyone is so surprised at the reaction of the short guy in the bagel shop

It’s a well known fact that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t Happy

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👤︎ u/havenlad
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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I couldn't help it. It was a gut reaction. imgur.com/AthC084
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👤︎ u/JadosStalin
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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After having an allergic reaction to poison ivy I decided not to get it treated...

man have I made a rash decision

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👤︎ u/jfkas10
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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The doctor gave me advice about my allergic reaction...

He warned me not to do make any rash decisions

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👤︎ u/Porsher12345
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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What’s your reaction that happens alongside fusion?

Confusion

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👤︎ u/MogolianShrimp
📅︎ May 07 2019
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Whats a chemistry students reaction when he learns about alcohol?

OH

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👤︎ u/Burn_Stick
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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What do you call a candy bar that speeds up a chemical reaction?

Kit Katalyst

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👤︎ u/no_this-is_patrick
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Endothermic reactions are so cool!
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👤︎ u/jimbs
📅︎ Dec 12 2014
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Real dads reactions to Zayn leaving 1D

Link: http://imgur.com/a/2HFoR

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👤︎ u/fijozico
📅︎ Mar 26 2015
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Finally had the chance to use my favourite dad joke; got the ideal reaction

http://i.imgur.com/RsVJIte.png

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👤︎ u/fiftyseven
📅︎ Nov 25 2015
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My reaction to the Bill Nye v. Ken Ham debate last night
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👤︎ u/Lenoh
📅︎ Feb 06 2014
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While in combat, military pilots have a fight and flight reaction.

Yes?

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👤︎ u/Capt_McCracken
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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What does a tortilla chip say when it’s having an allergic reaction?

Na-choo

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👤︎ u/20154Ryan
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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What was Reddit's reaction to stepping on a landmine?

Holy shit this blew up

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👤︎ u/ArtSchoolDropper
📅︎ Oct 27 2015
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Plants reaction to the global warming caused by humans

Leaf us alone.

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👤︎ u/ThunderAlex2
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back

The incident is forever referred to as ,

"The Wrath Of Pecan"

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👤︎ u/BeatOfMyDrum15
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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