A list of puns related to "Rd"
...that put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?
My dad is in a care center with Parkinsonβs with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He canβt have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you π
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And I snuck into the kitchen to take this picture for the sole purpose of taking it back to my girlfriend to say with an exasperated sigh, "Ugh, would you just look at this stock photo..."
She hated me for the rest of the night as I sat there giggling like a madman, way too pleased that she didn't figure it out before I showed it to her. When I told my dad, it entirely derailed his train of thought as he started laughing.
I visited Detroit yesterday and walked to the riverwalk (which Canada is right across the water). As my wife and I are taking in the view I hear behind us:
random dad: "Oh... Canada"
family: ...
rd; "you know, they should make a song like that."
family: ...
rd: "actually with those exact words; Oh Canada....."
Driving down the street, see sign that says "Yukon Rd closed, take detour." Mother in law in backseat says "aahh, Yukon't drive there."
Groaning intensifies....
'Bout 9:19 left in the 3^(rd) Quarter. I know Cheesy.
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My dad is so proud of his dad jokes, he recounts them in emails to my sister and me. Oh, Dad.
So we were driving along and on one of the exit signs it said "Needmore Rd."
I'm sure you can guess what my dad said: "Well I guess they better get some more!"
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