I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
J.K. Rolling
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Turnip the music!!!
But white people are all the colors combined.
Edm’s you.
Oats oats oats oats...
Everyone keeps raving about their new deli...
I just opened the oven and there were loads of tiny people dancing to techno.
It was a micro-rave.
I'm sorry
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
rough sex also becomes a rave...
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
Call it daylight ravings
I heard they have rave reviews..
Me: Did you know a quarter pound is sometimes called a german rave?
Wife: What? Really?
Me: Yea! Ounce, ounce, ounce, ounce
Usage: I would like a german rave with cheese, no pickles
so the events manager was coordinating with the head chef at my job (i work at a hotel).
they were discussing the three types of fish they currently had in stock and people's receptions. the general consensus regarding the first was positive. they moved on to the second which also received rave reviews. they left out discussion of the third. from my chair about 20 yards away i proclaim;
"i guess the third is a whole other fish to fry!"
audible groan from everyone in the office. success.
my dad would be proud.
After it was over, he asked me what I thought.
I looked at him and sighed, "I don't know. Everyone raved about it but to be honest, it really though that it was ogre rated."
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