A crow ... painting a murder.
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken
A bunch of ravens and crows keep gathering outside my house but I don’t mind
I love a good murder conspiracy
What do you call crows that stick close together?
What is a crow's favorite drink?
Cawffe
My bf told me this don't blame me.
Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
Did you know that before crowbars were invented...
Crows mostly drank alone.
What did the cat say to the crow?
Did you hear about the crow where everytime it makes a noise sornething big happens?
It has a caws and effect relationship
What is a crow’s favorite drink?
The Texas state Aquarium taught a crow to play connect four, too bad they didn't teach it Clue...
I bet it would murder the game.
I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Just had about a dozen crows land in a tree near me
I'm getting real sick of this Corvid pandemic.
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
I am scared whenever I see a group of crows nearby.
Wherever they are, there is a murder.
The Argyle Sweater for 3/31/21
Where do crows go to get educated?
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
Did you know that before crowbars were invented....
There weren't so many murders
What do you call two crows flying together
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows
How do you know you're about to be ambushed by a crowe?
You'll hear a Russell in the bushes.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
My roommate tried to keep two crows in our apartment as pets.
The cops arrested him for attempted murder.
A Fun Fact About Crows [OC]
If a group of crows is called a murder of crows...
does that mean 2 or 3 would be an attempted murder?
Crows are very intelligent birds, they even go out for drinks from time to time.
Once I stayed in a crows ridden area...
it was easy to see a murder there daily.
What did one crow say to the other 18?
We are corvid-19 (if I get a million down votes, I understand)
What kind of crows always stick together...
Why won't the bird defense attorney speak to more than one crow at a time?
Because anything more than one is murder.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problems with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about eating the mother of two.
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
Why are crows so interesting?
What disease do crows get?
You’ll likely get this if you watched Russell Crowe in Master and Commander...
True fact: Before the crowbar was invented..
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