Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's fine; he woke up.
My friend was kidnapped by mimes.
They did unspeakable things to him.
Wife: Suppose you hit a jackpot of a Million dollars in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands ransom of a million , what will you do?
Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day.
When I found my little son on the floor, I briefly thought a murder took place
Fortunately, it was just a kid napping.
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
I have contacts.
Why do Elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
Did you hear about the robbery at the music store?!
The thief made off with the lute.
What has only one finger and is very demanding ?
A Ransom Note.
My friend Herb was kidnapped!
I just received a ransom call from a unrecognized number asking if I want to get Herb alive
Why do elephants have Big Ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
*of you don't know the 'Noddy' series of books by Enid Blyton, you may not get it... I'm probably also showing my age.
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
