Ransom! Puns

A list of puns related to "Ransom!"

Wife: Suppose you hit a jackpot of a Million dollars in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands ransom of a million , what will you do?

Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day.

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👤︎ u/Woodblockprint
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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When I found my little son on the floor, I briefly thought a murder took place

Fortunately, it was just a kid napping.

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👤︎ u/ewormPL
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom

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👤︎ u/where_is_the_toaster
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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My friend Herb was kidnapped!

I just received a ransom call from a unrecognized number asking if I want to get Herb alive

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.

I have contacts.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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What has only one finger and is very demanding ?

A Ransom Note.

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👤︎ u/frenzy3
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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Did you hear about the robbery at the music store?!

The thief made off with the lute.

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👤︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Why do elephants have Big Ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

*of you don't know the 'Noddy' series of books by Enid Blyton, you may not get it... I'm probably also showing my age.

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👤︎ u/redlorri
📅︎ Jun 16 2016
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For anglophiles: why does an elephant have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

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👤︎ u/Barry753
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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