Ransomware Puns

A list of puns related to "Ransomware"

Where did the hacker go?

Oh, he ransomware.

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👤︎ u/saintkillio
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?

They just ransomware.

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Did you see where the computer hacker went?

I dunno, he ransomware.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ May 01 2021
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Why did the computer virus disappear?

Because it ransomware.

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👤︎ u/FilipIzSwordsman
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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Officer: how did the hacker escape?

Me: I dunno, he ransomware

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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“Officer, how did the hackers get away?”

“No idea. They must have ransomware.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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My son hates it when I make Computer jokes while talking to him. One day, he took my laptop and...

...RANSOMWARE.

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👤︎ u/RoyalWar5180
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Uh oh-Where did the hacker go?

I don’t know, he ransomware

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👤︎ u/THE1FIREHAWK
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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An officer asked me “Where did the hacker go?”

I replied, “he ransomware.”

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👤︎ u/OwOWutSThiss
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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The cop asked the witness "Where did the hackers go?"

The witness replied "I don't know, they just ransomware."

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👤︎ u/Fitzz7
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why couldn't they capture the cyber criminal?

Because he ransomware

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👤︎ u/ajmansell
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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How did the people behind the hack escape

They must've ransomware

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👤︎ u/GodMustafi
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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The cops questioned me about the dangerous hacker on the loose.

I think he ransomware.

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👤︎ u/whyrureadingmyname
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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You know what the hackers did when the police showed up?

They ransomware safe

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👤︎ u/slamdung
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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I asked the officer how the hackers escaped.

He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."

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👤︎ u/bigjig123
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Where did the hacker go?

I don't know, he ransomware

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👤︎ u/NeuFlaas_xx
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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Where did the hacker go?

Idk, he ransomware

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👤︎ u/crocflamingo
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just ransomware.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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"Officer, how did the hacker you were following, escape ?"

"Don't know he just ransomware"

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👤︎ u/magop7
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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How did the computer hackers escape?

They just ransomware.

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👤︎ u/BatfleckPwns
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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“Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?”

“No idea, they just ransomware.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"

"No idea, they just ransomware."

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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''Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?''

No idea, they just ransomware.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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“Officer, How did the hackers escape?”

“No idea. They must have ransomware.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Office how did the hacker escape

Dunno, he just ransomware

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👤︎ u/lifeis_amystery
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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"Officer, how did the hacker escape?"

"Dunno, he just ransomware"

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👤︎ u/KIRAvenousLion
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Officer, how did the hackers escape?

I dunno, they ransomware.

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👤︎ u/ermagerd_erplrnes
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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Officer, How did the officer escape?

I don’t know he just ransomware

Edit: Hacker

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👤︎ u/Snoopy_gauhar
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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