Rammed Puns

A list of puns related to "Rammed"

What did the fish say when he rammed into the warm wall?

"Hot dam!"

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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Its a Dodge Ram that could Dodge being Rammed....
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👤︎ u/SoarenRyiker
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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What did the ram say to his wife?

I love ewe.

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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Too much ram
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👤︎ u/D0NW0N
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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Gourd in ram z
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👤︎ u/SnoosFlamingOuthouse
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Hydraulic ram
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👤︎ u/Irish122
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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Budumtishhhh
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👤︎ u/bmakhz
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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What made the computer so smart?

Because he listened to his motherboard!

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👤︎ u/lodiman77
📅︎ May 12 2021
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Not long until you get RAM’d
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👤︎ u/Shea7TDM
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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How did the computer eat its supper?

In megabytes.

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👤︎ u/onetwopi
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C

If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.

But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.

I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.

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👤︎ u/kriskidd21
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Was he trying to Dodge or Ram?
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👤︎ u/davethomasv2
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Gourd on Ram C
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👤︎ u/AppropriateTomato
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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Random And Merry(RAM)
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👤︎ u/Savings_Cattle
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

Because it didn't see the ewe turn.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why did the ram get in trouble for insulting the female sheep?

Cause he called her an ew!

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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I always wanted a car

But I could never a-Ford one

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👤︎ u/theswagdodo11
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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This brings back memories
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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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Expensive balloons
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👤︎ u/HeWhoHonks
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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My friends and I like to get together and play polo with our Rams, Challengers, Chargers and Darts...

Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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This really brings back old memories
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👤︎ u/Dank_memes-420
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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This morning I saw an animal trailer transporting a few female sheep

I thought they were usually ram packed

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👤︎ u/Megabot3001
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.

Now that's what I call a loco-motive.

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👤︎ u/KROMATIXX_
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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DDR RAM
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👤︎ u/Linux_is_awesome
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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I had a pile of RAM, but I can't quite recall where I put it

I must've lost my memory

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👤︎ u/TacticalAvocado222
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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Dodge Ram
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👤︎ u/teccsupport
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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A ram-dom act of vandalism gfycat.com/definitivezany…
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👤︎ u/serbedemer
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k,256k, 512k and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.

I said, “it’ll be 0-0.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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I don't like green eggs and ram, I don't like them Sam I am i.reddituploads.com/cdb9f…
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👤︎ u/Demibot1
📅︎ Feb 26 2017
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**laughs in RAM**
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👤︎ u/A_Scar
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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would provide energy for sure
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👤︎ u/SailorNebula
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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The New Zealand Police investigating another kind of ram-raid
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👤︎ u/blumelon
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Halftime: Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
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👤︎ u/Drew1351
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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What's the best way to avoid getting killed by sheep?

Dodge Ram

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👤︎ u/smakattak
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Looks like the Patriots did the ramming tonight *wink*
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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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What did the Ram say to the Lady sheep?

"You're Baahewetiful"

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👤︎ u/Aussiepako
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Dodge RAM
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👤︎ u/stooore
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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When it takes you a while to find RAM for your computer, what is it called?

Short-term memory loss

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👤︎ u/KFCNyanCat
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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She was drinking alone so I went over to her and gave her my best pickup line...

She's apparently not a Ford F-series fan.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?

One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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My computer has more RAM then a field of sheep
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👤︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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You know what they say about the Rams offense?

They were just Goff their game.

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👤︎ u/Sharpreed
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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I’ve been learning to play a Ram’s Horn.

Shofar so good.

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👤︎ u/jefferyt51
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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