My racing snail was too slow, so I tried removing his shell to speed him up

It made him even more sluggish

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2022
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I took the shell off my racing snail in the hope that it would make it go faster...

... but it just made it more sluggish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phix65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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I wanted to make my racing snail faster so I took off his shell…

…it didn’t work; he just got more sluggish

(From my 6-yo son. Not sure where he heard it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSlee73
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2021
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I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...

But now he's just sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Did you guys her about the racing snail that took off his shell?

Well after that he became a big sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicyagedcheddar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maddawg90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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So I entered my snail in to a race, but I took his shell off to make him faster.

It ended up making him sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsneedtokno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaming_Gil_Bros
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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New hobby

I took up a new hobby: snail racing. I thought that cutting weight by removing their shells would make them faster but it just made them sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timotab
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2013
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dad's favorite

There was a turtle & a hare. The hare went up to the turtle & said "Wanna race home?" Thinking he would easily win. The turtle Agreed and the hare said "ready, set, go" and then the turtle went into it's shell and the hare said "SHIT!"

P.s. Here is my dad delivering the punchline https://vine.co/v/he7l7xUQia6

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lapinskil
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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I took the shell off my favourite racing snail, in the hope that it would go faster..

... but if anything, it just made it more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phix65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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I thought that taking the shell off of my racing snail would save weight and make him faster...

But it just made him more sluggish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukblademan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
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I took the shell off my racing snail to see if it made him go any faster.

But it just made him sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gwforeman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Did you hear about the racing snail who removed his shell?

He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_365
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.

It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trispir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...

Just made it a bit sluggish.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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