A list of puns related to "Quitting"
She was shocked.
I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.
It was gross.
It's a real pane.
I haven’t heard from him since.
But every now and then I still think about lighting up a slice.
They find it too hard to work under Brescia
You know what they say: “Hair today, gun tomorrow.”
I have never liked this croppy work environment, but this day's harvest is the final straw!
But it turns out it wasn’t the cat’s pyjamas
A deserter having his dessert in the desert about to desert his post.
I've Done it Hundreds of Times.
It was a surge in general.
He told me, “Nowadays, everyone wants instant stratification.”
They claim it's because of a hostel work environment.
...but I heard the work kinda shucks.
Me: I haven't posted to /r/dadjokes all day!
Wife: I'm so proud of you baby! That must have been really hard!
Me: Yeah, it's like quitting smoking, cold turkey.
My wife then looks at me, smiles evilly, and lets out a low self appreciative chuckle.
Me: What's so funny?
Wife: You can't smoke cold turkey.
It just wasn't working out for me..
I get cash withdrawals.
The best method is the last method you try
I haven’t heard from him since.
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