Quicksands Puns

A list of puns related to "Quicksands"

What do you call it when five Spanish men walk into quicksand?

Sink-o

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👤︎ u/SuperRodentMan
📅︎ Feb 08 2022
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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro Sink-o

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👤︎ u/bammerang7
📅︎ Feb 22 2022
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You know I saw quicksand the other day and ran for miles!!!

But when I looked behind me I realised it wasn't chasing me, it may be quick but it sure is lazy

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👤︎ u/ExternalWerewolf7871
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

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Quatro Cinco!

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👤︎ u/the_hoff35
📅︎ Jul 22 2021
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What do you call a mariachi band stuck in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco…

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👤︎ u/-TNB-o-
📅︎ Aug 09 2021
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What did the computer say when it fell into quicksand?

Help I'm syncing!

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👤︎ u/zeldris_404
📅︎ Jul 21 2021
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Quicksand?

Pssh! More like slowsand.

I’ll show myself out. {laughs nervously while walking backwards towards the door}

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Jul 25 2021
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What do you call it when a deaf person faceplants in quicksand?

Lip sinking

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👤︎ u/Scramble07
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?

Quattro Sinko

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👤︎ u/Said_It_in_Reddit
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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What do you call 4 Mexican sinking in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

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👤︎ u/jefforsonSteelflex
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Did you know some people have a quicksand fetish? Just let that sink in...
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👤︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?

Quattro Cinco.

Drops mic

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👤︎ u/Fureels
📅︎ Sep 21 2015
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I saw four Mexicans in quicksand the other day.

It was cuatro cinco.

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👤︎ u/w00tah
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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If there is one place I can't stand....

Is an ice rink.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 26 2022
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Verbatim account of a conversation with my son at breakfast this morning that makes me feel like I’m dadding well:

Son: “I hate crumbs.”

Me: “That’s not cool. Crumbs never did anything to you.”

Son: “Well I don’t want to eat them.”

Me: “And they don’t want to eat you.”

Son: “Crumbs can’t eat anything, Dad. They don’t have a mouth and they can’t swallow things inside them.”

Me: “What if there’s a river of crumbs going into the ocean and a duck lands on them and it’s like quicksand so the duck gets swallowed up at the mouth of the river of crumbs? I’d say it just got eaten.”

Son: “And I’d say you’re ducking weird.”

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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How do you make an hourglass you faster?

You fill it with quicksand.

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👤︎ u/Chaisz3r0
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Sinko

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👤︎ u/4yd3n_5
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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What did the Bluetooth speaker say when it fell in the quicksand?

Help! I’m syncing

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👤︎ u/fencer0923
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call four bullfighters in a pit of quicksand?

Cuatro Sinko

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👤︎ u/Dispand
📅︎ Apr 04 2017
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